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20-Sided Red Dice Danglers Plush

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20-Sided Red Dice Danglers Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  9.99


Availability:  Jan-13

  • D20 Plush Dice Danglers!
  • Now all you need is a giant plush game of D&D!
  • Greatly superior to the D6 plush dice danglers.

Yeah, 6-sided plush dice danglers are cool, but you wanna know what’s really awesome? Some 20-Sided Plush Dice Danglers! Hells yeah! Who wants some D6s when you can get some D20s? Rep your love for the slightly nerdy with these red D20 Plush Dice Danglers. They’re awesome! You’ll love them.

Monty Python Black Knight Mini Plush

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Monty Python Black Knight Mini Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  11.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

It’s only a flesh wound! From Monty Python’s The Quest for the Holy Grail, this mini-plush stands 7-inches tall and features velcro assisted dismemberment. Almost indestructible! Mostly invincible! Pretty much unbeatable on a good day!

Like a hamster, the Black Knight enjoys its solitude, and does not get along well with others. Naturally territorial, it will defend its chosen area fiercely against other knights, door-to-door salesmen, or people needing to go down the hall to use the bathroom (one reason Black Knights are so much fun at frat parties).

Monty Python Baby Killer Rabbit Plush Toy

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Monty Python Baby Killer Rabbit Plush Toy

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  10.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Killer baby rabbit! This 5-inch plush bunny may be cuddly and cute, but he’s a killer. Just look at the chompers on this guy! From that wild and wacky movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, comes this hilarious plush baby rabbit with sharp pointy teeth. Well, they’re not really that sharp. But you can still use him to terrorize your kids, pets, and spouse!

Rubik's Cube Reversible Plush

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Rubik’s Cube Reversible Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Awesome Rubik’s Cube Reversible Plush!
  • Plastic vs. Plush: you decide!
  • Much softer than a regular Rubik’s Cube

If you have trouble solving your Rubik’s Cube the traditional way, then try this handy-dandy Rubik’s Cube Reversible Plush! Great for those on-the-go puzzle-solving dilemmas and fun for the whole family!

(Psst! It works as a secret vault too! Great for safe-keeping your Rubik’s Cube! Far out! Buy yours today!) Measures about 5-inches tall x 5-inches wide. Ages 3 and up.

Rubik's Cube 5-Inch Plush

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Rubik’s Cube 5-Inch Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  14.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • The easiest Rubik’s Cube out there!
  • This fun, retro plush is soft, cuddly…and already solved!
  • Makes a great gift!

Sometimes to you get so flustered trying to solve your Rubik’s Cube that you want to chuck it across the room! Now you can do so without hurting anyone or breaking anything, with this Rubik’s Cube Plush! It’s soft, cuddly, and already solved – so your life will be a breeze from now on! Measures approximately 5-inches tall x 5-inches wide. Order yours today!

Monty Python Beast of Arrrggghhh Plush Hat

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Monty Python Beast of Arrrggghhh Plush Hat

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  39.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

If you can’t get your hair just right, try wearing this attractive Black Beast of Arrggghhh hat. Long thought to be only an oral tradition, it was held that certain Scots, upon reaching the age of 19 year, 4 months, and 2.5 days, would mount an expedition to hunt the Black Beasts in the caves where they reside. If lucky enough to capture one, they remove the head, scoop out the brains and place the still warm cap upon their heads. Then, with the gooey bits dripping, they would proceed to dance traditional Scottish jigs around a roaring bonfire. While some refute this is a work of fiction, Toy Vault’s crack research team spent many, many, many days going from pub to pub to unearth this proud Scottish tradition, and after awhile believed it to be entirely true. It’s also worth noting that the ladies really love this plush novelty hat.

Monty Python Mini Holy Hand Grenade Plush

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Monty Python Mini Holy Hand Grenade Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  Dec-12

  • Don’t forget your Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail is here again.
  • Behold, all ye faithful, in the righteousness of the Lord: Divine Justice!
  • Destroy that tiny rabbit with the large and pointy teeth!

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Holy Hand Grenade was the only weapon that could defeat the Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth. This is a reproduction, in plush, of that famous weapon of hare destruction! At almost 5-inches in diameter, it’s sized to be easily thrown with only one hand, and this mini version will never be heard by that bad bunny before blowing him into tiny bits.

Rubik's Cube Plush Keychain

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Rubik’s Cube Plush Keychain

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  12.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Keeping up with your keys can be just as difficult as trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube! Who would have thought that combining the two would make things easier? But it does! With our fantastic new Rubik’s Cube Keychain, you can keep your keys handy and organized wherever you go! Our Rubik’s Cube Key Chain also works as a clip-on for your belt or backpack, a hair accessory and many more fun and exciting things! Order yours today! Measures about 2 1/2-inches wide x 2 1/2-inches tall.

Dark Crystal Fizzgig Plush

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Dark Crystal Fizzgig Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  17.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Cute, cuddly, and sharp!
  • Fizzgig is the lovable ball of fur in the movie The Dark Crystal.
  • He’s a unique collectible, in plush form.
  • This courageous little guy makes a great gift!

Cute, cuddly and sharp! Fizzgig, the courageous and lovable ball of fur from the film The Dark Crystal, is now available in plush form. He measures 6-inches in diameter and is extremely cute! The faithful companion of the Gelfling Kira, Fizzgig boldly ventures forward into danger despite his small stature, proving to us that heroes come in all shapes and sizes. This Fizzgig plush is a unique collectible from the epic fantasy masterpiece of the renowned puppeteer, Jim Henson.

Ludo Labyrinth 9-Inch Plush

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Ludo Labyrinth 9-Inch Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Why, there you are, Ludo! Ludo, though menacing in appearance, quickly became one of the most likeable characters in George Lucas’ and Jim Henson’s Labyrinth movie. Lovable Ludo is a large but gentle creature that has the ability to summon the rocks to help him, but Toy Vault’s shrink ray has reduced him to the perfect size for a plush, measuring 9-inches tall. Order yours right away! Ages 14 and up.

Labyrinth The Worm Plush

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Labyrinth The Worm Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  30.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • From the labyrinth to your home, it’s The Worm Plush!
  • Next in the series of Labyrinth collector plush from Toy Vault.
  • Don’t end up in the court of The Goblin King!

From 1986′s Labyrinth movie to your home, it’s The Worm Plush! This adorably enchanting plush measures about 13-inches long x 9-inches tall x 5-inches wide. It’s the latest in Toy Vault’s series of collector plush based on the fantasy film. Don’t end up in the court of The Goblin King. Order The Worm now and he’ll help you find your way! Or at the very least, cuddle with you at night.

In the 1986 fantasy film Labyrinth starring David Bowie and an assortment of Jim Henson’s fantastical creatures, the entity known simply as “The Worm” and his missus live among the twists and turns that make up the Labyrinth. They spend their days sipping tea and keeping poor, lost travelers from taking a wrong turn and ending up in the court of The Goblin King.

Farscape Lifesize Rygel Plush

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Farscape Lifesize Rygel Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  149.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

Bring home an intergalactic ruler! The 16th Dominar of the Hynerian Empire, ruler of 600 billion subjects, was deposed by a jealous cousin. Now he needs a new kingdom to rule. Why not yours? Standing a full 26-inches tall– when he deigns to leave his anti-gravity Throne Sled to stand at all– Rygel strikes a regal pose. Impress your friends and fellow Farscape collectors with one of the largest sci-fi plush toys ever made! (Sled not included.)

Cthulhu 17-Inch Hand Puppet

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Cthulhu 17-Inch Hand Puppet

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Entertain the children around your neighborhood or summon a Shoggoth! With this 17-inch plush hand puppet, you”re guaranteed to have a good time.

Godzilla Gabara Plush

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Godzilla Gabara Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  29.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Pick on someone your own size!
  • Godzilla’s foe in cuddly form.
  • Perfect for any Godzilla fan!

One of the strangest of all Godzilla’s Foes is the clumsy Gabara, able to generate eletric bolts from his claws. Created in the dreams of a young boy, the 23,000 ton Gabara bullied the smaller Minilla mercilessly. Gabara was finally defeated by Godzilla and fled into the jungles of Monster Island. Plush measures 24-inches tall x 17 1/3-inches wide x 22 3/4-inch long.

Godzilla Ebirah Plush

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Godzilla Ebirah Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  20.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • That ain’t no ordinary lobster!
  • A fan favorite from Godzilla: Final Wars.
  • Bring this cute, clawed cuddler home today!

That ain’t no ordinary lobster, but it sure is one cute, clawed cuddler! From its rave appearance in Godzilla: Final Wars, this colorful Ebirah is ready to add some monstrous fun to your Godzilla or plush collection. Plush measures 11-inhces tall x 5-inches wide x 8 1/3-inches long. Take him/her/it home today!

In the millennium era, Ebirah makes an appearance in Godzilla: Final Wars as one of the many controlled monsters of the Xilians, a race of extraterrestrial beings from Planet X. It decimates a factory near Tokyo. The military forces try to destroy Ebirah, but the immense crustacean is too powerful. So, mutant soldiers are called in to stop the kaiju (literally, “strange beast” but sometimes translated as “monster”). They succeed in defeating Ebirah and are about to kill it, when it disappears!

Godzilla Godzooky Plush

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Godzilla Godzooky Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  20.12


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Like uncle…not quite like nephew.
  • Soft and cuddly!
  • Makes a great gift!

Godzooky is Godzilla’s nephew. He is mainly a source of comic relief, although he can fight if necessary with his fire breath, as well as the ability to summon his big, bad uncle Godzilla. A cute and loveable cartoon version of Godzooky is available now for the first time in plush! Bring him home today!

Godzilla Jet Jaguar Plush

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Godzilla Jet Jaguar Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  29.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Godzilla’s courageous and faithful ally!
  • Jet Jaguar Plush features fully bendable arms and legs!
  • As seen in the film Godzilla vs. Megalon.

A robot created by mankind, Jet Jaguar is a courageous and faithful ally to Godzilla, King of the Monsters. In times of trouble, Jet Jaguar is driven by bravery, never admitting defeat in his quest to protect peace for all. As seen in the film Godzilla vs. Megalon, the Jet Jaguar Plush features fully bendable arms and legs. He’s always ready to pose or fight for the safety of everyone on Earth. Jet Jaguar stands approximately 13-inches tall. Order yours today!

Godzilla King Ghidorah Plush with Sound

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Godzilla King Ghidorah Plush with Sound

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  39.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

Three heads of dragon-like terror! Go ahead and pet his head- any one is fine. Squeeze him and he emits his well known shriek.you are brave enough to do so. “The King of Terror” has shrunken down to 20-inches tall x 17-inches wide x 9.5-inches long for all Godzilla fans to enjoy. The famous 3-headed enemy of Godzilla, who has appeared in countless movies and is one of the most popular Godzilla monsters.

Peeping Cthulhu Suction Cup Plush

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Peeping Cthulhu Suction Cup Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  12.99


Availability:  May-13

Cthulhu is watching you. You best keep the blinds closed and any secrets covered, for the Old One is at the window. Don’t turn your back on this Peeping Cthulhu, a cute and colorful plush that proves that even the Great Cthulhu himself has a voyeuristic side. Whether looking inside your house, outside your bedroom, through your shower door, or just staring down drivers in the cars behind you with his evil gaze, this 7-inch tall suction-cup plush will produce plenty of smiles. So, suck it up and get yourself one of these!

Cthulhu Mounted Plush Wall Trophy

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Cthulhu Mounted Plush Wall Trophy

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  21.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

The Evil One… he slinks about in the shadows, looking to devour souls and drive the weak minded to insanity! Too bad he’s already in your home. Our taxidermists looked at us like we were crazy, but they stuffed that Cthulhu head and put him on a nice plaque for display above the company fireplace. This plush monster head measures 11-inches tall and is somewhat huggable, if you’re in to that sort of thing.

My First Cthulhu Plush

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My First Cthulhu Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  12.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Cthulhu just loves children!
  • Soft and huggable My First Cthulhu Plush.
  • Safety checked and made from baby-friendly fabrics.
  • The Embodiment of Malevolence is great for older worshipers, too!

Cthulhu just loves children… and their innocent souls! Since his appearance can be off-putting to new worshipers, this soft and huggable 10-inch My First Cthulhu Plush shows the Embodiment of Malevolence when he was just a star-spawn. My First Cthulhu is made from soft, baby-friendly fabrics and is safety checked. He’s great for older worshipers, too!

H.P. Lovecraft Midnight Reaver Nyarlathotep Plush

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H.P. Lovecraft Midnight Reaver Nyarlathotep Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  14.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • From the mind of H.P. Lovecraft to your own nightmares, it’s the Midnight Reaver Nyarlathotep Plush!
  • The creepy and cuddly line of Cthulhu and friends plush continues!
  • Limited edition!

From the mind of H.P. Lovecraft to your own nightmares, it’s the Midnight Reaver Nyarlathotep Plush!The moon masks its glaucous light over the world beneath as the night wind howls with the ambience of a thousand tortured souls, whispering unheeded warnings as the clock strikes twelve. Hidden behind you, indistinguishable from the shadows at your feet, lurks the god of a thousand forms, Nyarlathotep, his malevolent desires ignited like the flame in his eyes as his tentacled claw reaches outward! Order yours today!

Beast of Argghhh Plush

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Beast of Argghhh Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  29.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Monty Python’s 18-inch Beast of Argghhh (from Monty Python’s The Quest for the Holy Grail). This item is plush and features details from the special world of Monty Python.

Monty Python Black Knight Plush

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Monty Python Black Knight Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Dismemberment fun for boys and girls of all ages!
  • Take out your frustration on the noble Black Knight!
  • Stands 14-inches tall.

This poor fellow needs a hand… or is it a leg? It’s time to have fun with dismemberment! From Monty Python’s The Quest for the Holy Grail, comes this 14-inch Black Knight Plush. He features amusing details from the very special universe of Monty Python, including Velcro-assisted memberment and dismemberment. In the process of defending his territory, your knight may occasionally part with one or all of his limbs. Don’t panic! This is a natural defense mechanism on the part of the knight, and rarely fatal. This guy is one sure way to get a leg up on your friends!

Take care of your knight. Like a hamster, the Black Knight enjoys his solitude and doesn’t get along well with others of his kind. Or, truth be known, with others at all. The knight does best in an environment of pathways, bridges, escalators, or other thoroughfares. Naturally territorial, he will fiercely defend his chosen area against all other knights, door-to-door salesmen, or unsuspecting souls headed down the hall to use the restroom (one reason why Black Knights are so popular at frat parties).

Monty Python Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Plush

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Monty Python Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Wild bunny on the loose!
  • Plush nightmare with humongous teeth!
  • Let this menace protect your room from unwanted visitors!

What big teeth you have, Grandbunny! From Monty Python’s The Quest for the Holy Grail, this 9-inch long plush rabbit comes with beautiful snow-white fur and immense pointy teeth. Take a gander at those canines! Let him out of his protective casing and you’d best watch out. He may be soft and squishy, but this killer rabbit has a vicious streak a mile wide!

Green Cthulhu 4-inch Plush

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Green Cthulhu 4-inch Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  12.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

He sure is a cute little demon. This is one of the first ever speciality plush items from Toy Vault. It stands 4-inches tall, is made of beautiful green fabric, and is filled with plush and beanies. He would love to guard your bed!

Cthulhu 8-Inch Plush

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Cthulhu 8-Inch Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

  • Cute demon looking for a home.
  • Scare all your plush toys straight!
  • It’s good to have friends in low places.

He’s a cute little demon. This absolutely adorable Cthulhu Plush is one of the first speciality plush items from Toy Vault. He stands 8-inches tall, is made of beautiful green fabric, and is filled with plush and beanies. He’s fun to hug and show your friends, and would love to guard your bed! Let him… or else!

Godzilla 6-Inch Plush

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Godzilla 6-Inch Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  11.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

The larger Godzilla Plush may be a little scary, but this little critter is just plain cute! Stands 6-inches tall and is guaranteed to add grace to your desk, bed, car window and your life!

Godzilla 13-Inch Plush

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Godzilla 13-Inch Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  24.99


Availability:  Dec-12

He’ll terrorize your other plush toys! This complex, realistic Godzilla plush will add grace to your desk, your bed, your car window, and your life! He measures 13-inches tall x 6-inches wide x 8 1/4-inches long and comes ready for hugging action! Rarrr!

The Princess Bride Fezzik the Giant Talking Plush

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The Princess Bride Fezzik the Giant Talking Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Be a part of Andre the Giant’s posse!
  • A big guy with a big heart!
  • Awesome costume straight from the film!

Fezzik the gentle giant is one of the most beloved characters of The Princess Bride. He is fretful, fair, loyal to Inigo, and an excellent follower, since we are told many times that his only drive in life is not to be left alone. This awesome plush measures 15-inches tall.

Princess Bride Dread Pirate Roberts Plush

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Princess Bride Dread Pirate Roberts Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  13.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

In The Princess Bride, the only thing known to the outside world concerning the Dread Pirate Roberts is that he never left captives alive. Presumably, then, his profound reputation was established solely by tales from former sailors on his ship, the Revenge. Find out for yourself by making The Dread Pirate part of your collection. Toy Vault not responsible for the fate of the captives your Dread Pirate will take. Roberts measures just over 13-inches tall.

Cursin' Swear Bear Talking Plush

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Cursin’ Swear Bear Talking Plush

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  12.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

  • Watch this guy around your kids!
  • Cute bear with a dirty mouth!
  • Be the envy of all the crude-minded people you know!

This bear needs his mouth washed out with soap! He looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his sound chip says things like “Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker!” and “Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself!” He isn’t appropriate for children, but you know the value of a good swear word. He stands 6 1/2-inches tall and comes ready to give you a little attitude.

Dark Crystal Plush Pillow

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Dark Crystal Plush Pillow

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  22.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • All weary adventurers need to stop and rest.
  • Limited edition plush pillow features Kira and Jen.
  • Inspired by Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal.
  • It’s perfect for your comfy couch or castle keep!

All weary adventurers need to stop and rest from time to time. Make things easier on yourself with this licensed Dark Crystal Plush Pillow! Perfect for beautiful beds, comfy couches, castle keeps, and forest floors, the limited edition features Kira and Jen utilizing the power of the Dark Crystal. Measures 11-inches tall x 11-inches wide x 2-inches deep. Ages 14 and up.

Cthulhu Pest Control Air Freshener

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Cthulhu Pest Control Air Freshener

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  6.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Cthulhu hates pests, and by default he’s become very skilled in the ways of pest control. What pesters Cthulhu the most, you ask? Humans, of course! That’s why this hilarious Cthulhu Pest Control Air Freshener displays the Dark One on the job, keeping a keen eye out for any pesky humans that might be running around. This demented… er, delightful air freshener measures 6-inches tall and smells like cucumber melon, perfect for masking the scent of loathing and contempt that you have for your fellow man. You’ll love it! This Cthulhu Air Freshener measures about 4 3/4-inches wide.

Swear Bear Classic Talking Plush Key Chain

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Swear Bear Classic Talking Plush Key Chain

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Bring home a #&%*&#$ keychain!
  • Your very own tiny, foul-mouthed teddy bear.
  • Imagine your friends’ surprise!

Bring home a #&%*&#$ keychain based on the popular Swear Bear line! This little guy is so small he’ll fit in your $%*@# pocket. #%$&@# brilliant! If you love the Swear Bears, you gotta have this portable version of your favorite cussin’ creature. Seriously, just imagine your friends’ surprise when you pull out this tiny, foul-mouthed teddy!

Monty Python Coconut Voice Key Chain

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Monty Python Coconut Voice Key Chain

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  11.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Nothing beats the wisdom of a coconut.
  • Sounds multiple sayings from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
  • Much easier than remembering the lines from the movie!

Some say these phrases were originally uttered by Albert Einstein. Others disagree, stating that they were found in the Cave of Caerbannog. Whereas scientists still haven’t discovered their true origin, they all agree that one could do no better than to live one’s life dedicated to the truths embodied in these glorious pearls of wisdom. So, let there be much rejoicing as you carry this talking keychain wherever you go! Measures about 1-inch tall x 2 1/4-inches wide x 2 3/4-inches long and includes the following quotes:

“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”

“Oh, Lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade that with it thou might blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.”

“We are the knights who say… ‘ni!’”

“You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with… a HERRING!”

“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requim.” (“Our Lord Jesus, let them rest.”)

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

Monty Python Abuse Key Chain

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Monty Python Abuse Key Chain

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  8.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Can you take the abuse?
  • Never be at a loss for a good insult!
  • A truly one-of-a-kind gift and plaything!

Inspired by Monty Python’s Flying Circus, this keychain is truly one of a kind! With this hand-dandy device in your hot little hand, you’ll never be at a loss for a good insult when you need one. Simply press the toes on the foot to hear various abusive phrases from the infamous “Abuse Sketch” and other notorious routines like “Don’t talk to me like that, you lying bastard!” Every driver should have one of these! Phrases include the following:

“You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.”

“Shut your festering gob, you tit!”

“You stupid, bird-brained, flat-headed…”

“Don’t come in here with that posh talk, you nasty stuck-up twit!”

“You’re a looney!”

“I wave my private parts at your aunties!”

“Button your lip, you rat bag!”

“You excrement!”

“Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!”

“Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.”

“I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Godzilla Talking Key Chain

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Godzilla Talking Key Chain

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  11.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

This keychain is monster-ous! They awaken from time to time to shake the earth with their very presence. Now you can carry their fearsome power in your pocket or purse and use the terrifying calls of Godzilla, Mothra, Baby Godzilla, and King Ghidorah to frighten your friends and stomp out your enemies! It’s ginormous fun!

Princess Bride Storming the Castle Game

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Princess Bride Storming the Castle Game

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  20.99


Availability:  Dec-12

  • “Have fun stormin’ da castle, boys!”
  • Good for hours and hours of fun.
  • Fans of the unforgettably entertaining movie will love this game!
Play one of the four major characters from The Princess Bride as you face your opponents, cards against cards, in this fast-paced adventure! With only a handful of cards, your wits, and luck, your goal is to storm the castle and save the princess. Every contest plays out differently, giving you an almost endless array of options! The game supports 2 to 4 players, and the box measures 8-inches tall x 10-inches wide x 2-inches deep. Fans of this unforgettably entertaining movie will love this!

Starship Merchants Board Game

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Starship Merchants Board Game

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

As a plucky entrepreneur you must explore the edges of space searching for precious minerals in this Starship Merchants Board Game. Two millennia after the dawn of space travel, the galaxy hums with prosperity and peace. But as mankind and its neighbors colonized the stars, the burgeoning need for resources was apparent. Will you buy the fastest ship in the sector? Can you afford to hire the best pilot in the galaxy? Want to buy the latest state-of-the-art gadget or invest in planetary refineries? The cargo you haul could be worth a small (or enormous) fortune, so grab your helmet and suit up! The cosmos and mountains of wealth are calling for you in Toy Vault’s Starship Merchants Board game! For 2 to 4 players and up to 90 minutes of playing time. Ages 14 and up.

Abaddon Board Game

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Abaddon Board Game

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  79.99


Availability:  Jan-13

In the distant future, mankind will make a mysterious technological leap forward, across space to a planet dubbed the Abaddon. A desolate wasteland bearing signs of a long-dead, non-human civilization, the land is rich with Feronium power crystals; a curious source of unimaginable energy. Possession of these crystals is the main cause of dispute between two groups of humans: the Satellite City-States and the Commonwealth Alliance. Using giant bio-mech suits made from modified military vehicles and alien technology, these two sides fight a never-ending war for territorial control of the Abaddon. Choose your side and stomp your army across the treacherous terrain, defeating those who stand in your way while facing random and bizarre technological glitches, geographical obstacles, and much more! 2 to 4 players. Ages 14 and up.

51st State Card Game

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51st State Card Game

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  39.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Players take control of one of four factions vying for control of the post-war remains of a devastated United States. These factions struggle to build their stockpiles of supplies through conquest, trade, and expansion of their territory, until they achieve the stability to become the 51st State – and provide the foundation of a new society!

Designed by internationally renowned designer Ignacy Trzewiczek, and set in the Neuroshima universe, 51st State features breathtaking artwork and innovative gameplay. Players will have to strategically plan the growth of their faction – Will you use force to gain large, short term benefits? Will you negotiate to gain an ongoing income? Or will you incorporate new locations into your territory? Difficult decisions await the players on every turn! This 51st State Card Game includes 16 Faction cards, 84 Location and Contact cards, and 198 cardboard tokens. Order yours today!

Do You Worship Cthulhu Card Game

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Do You Worship Cthulhu Card Game

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

What is fun to play and involves intergalactic demons? Why, it’s the Do You Worship Cthulhu Card Game! This is a highly entertaining party activity for 5 to 30 players, the rules of which can be learned in less than 3 minutes. One person acts as moderator, overseeing a village of people, one or more of whom are secretly Cthulhu worshippers. These devoted subjects proceed to sacrifice their fellow villagers, one by one. Deceive your friends, lie through your teeth, and experience the excitement of a truly unique game!

Godzilla Stomp Card Game

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Godzilla Stomp Card Game

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Try the Terror of Tokyo card game!
  • Mayhem and destruction on the go!
  • Smash, stomp, and dominate your friends!
In this fast-paced game of citywide destruction, players pick from Godzilla, Mechagodzilla, Mothra, Battra, or Destoroyah, and compete to smash as much of the city as possible. In Godzilla: Stomp!, players choose the ferocity of their attacks from round to round to rack up as much destruction as possible – attack early to smash a single building, or go on a rampage to destroy several at once! Lay waste to the high-value skyscraper, or hope to get a collection of power plants! This lightweight card game includes 42 building cards and 30 monster-attack cards. It’s ideal for Godzilla gaming on the go. Two to five players can play a speedy game of monster mayhem any time, any place! Ages 14 and up.

Godzilla Kaiju Wars Board Game

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Godzilla Kaiju Wars Board Game

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  43.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Play the Godzilla: Kaiju World Wars Board Game!
  • It’s an all-out brawl of monstrous proportions!
  • Pitt Godzilla, Rodan, Gigan, and King Ghidorah against each other.
  • You’ve never had so much fun ravaging the world!

It’s an all-out brawl of monstrous proportions and Earth is the battlefield. The Xiliens have pitted Godzilla, Rodan, Gigan, and King Ghidorah against each other in a catastrophic battle, and only one monster will emerge victorious! In this Godzilla: Kaiju World Wars Board Game, players pick a monster and a scenario, stomping over terrain and destroying buildings in their warpath, all while fending off aggressive military attacks, bombs, traps, and of course, other Kaiju. Special abilities are used to eliminate the competition or to tuck their tail between their legs and run away before they are taken out. The game is jam-packed with pieces sure to please any gamer. Along with the 4 fully painted 2 3/8-inch plastic Kaiju figurines, the game also includes 90 stackable plastic tiles for building skyscrapers, 4 individual monster play mats, 86 terrain and power tokens, and much more. You’ve never had so much fun ravaging the world as you will when you play Godzilla: Kaiju World Wars!

Monty Python Tim the Enchanter Hat

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Monty Python Tim the Enchanter Hat

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  19.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Now, that’s a hat!
  • Wear the horns of Tim and fool your enemies!
  • From Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

You, too, can wear the horns of Tim and fool your enemies! From Monty Python and The Holy Grail, this is the Tim the Enchanter Hat. Its plush, spiraling horns will transform you into the one they call Tim. Put it on you and you just might feel powerful enough to fire rockets at trees from your staff! One size fits all. Measures 13-inches x 7-inches x 9-inches.

Rubik's Cube Plush Danglers

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Rubik’s Cube Plush Danglers

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  10.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • You can keep both hands on the wheel – these Rubik’s Cubes are already solved!
  • A fun alternative to the classic “fuzzy dice”!
  • Makes a great gift!

Not able to play with your Rubik’s Cube puzzle while you’re cruising down the highway? Now you can keep the world’s favorite puzzle cube with you on the road with Rubik’s Cube Plush Danglers! A fun alternative to the classic “fuzzy dice”, these danglers are a great addition to any gamer’s car! Order yours today!

Cthulhu Knitted Ski Mask

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Cthulhu Knitted Ski Mask

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  24.99


Availability:  Mar-13

Now, that’s a ski mask! All will be at your mercy when they see you adorned with a doppelganger of the true master of evil and malevolence, Cthulhu. A wonderful replica of the viral internet sensation, the mask is made from synthetic fibers and its Lovecraftian green color is sure to keep you incognito as you hide and wait in algae-covered lakes to terrorize your victims. One size fits all, as the ski mask measures 19-inches tall x 10-inches wide (from crown to tentacle tip). Each mask is personally checked by a full-blooded Deep One to ensure that it embodies the utmost quality and seethes with the correct measure of evil. Ages 15 and up.

Monty Python Horse Action Figure Prop Replica

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Monty Python Horse Action Figure Prop Replica

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  14.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • King Arthur’s faithful horse from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
  • Hi-tech sound generation device!
  • Actually, they’re just coconuts, and you bang them together.

Comes with all parts necessary to reproduce the horse from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Be the first on your block to have this hi tech sound generation device. Buy yours today! Ages 6 and up.

Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers

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Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  39.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

  • Do the screams outside awaken you?
  • Slink into your soothing, soft Zombie Slippers.
  • Beheaded undead for your feet!
  • One size fits most adults.

The screams outside awaken you. Hurriedly, you hop from your bed and slink into your soothing, soft slippers. Racing for the door, they give a hard tug, as if caught on something. You pull and they rip and snap, sending you plummeting to the ground. That’s when you notice the squirming, squishing, suckling feeling at your heels. Frightened, you look down your trembling legs and you realize that you’re slowly being digested by the beheaded undead! You’re wearing your new pair of Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers! One size fits most adults. Order yours tonight! Each slipper measures about 12 1/2-inches long. Ages 14 and up.

Here Be Monsters Jack O'Lantern Plush Slippers

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Here Be Monsters Jack O’Lantern Plush Slippers

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  39.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Why, if it isn’t Jack O’Lantern!
  • Yes, here be monsters!
  • These plush slippers work for Halloween and all year ’round.
  • They’re comfortable, too!

Why, if it isn’t Jack O’Lantern… on your feet! Be the first on your block to wear this sporty and comfortable pair of Jack O’Lantern Plush Slippers. Sure to be a spectacular addition to any costume, and the perfect attire for any day of the year! Measuring about 12-inches long, one size fits most up to a men’s size 12. Limited edition – order yours today!

Godzilla Plush Slippers

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Godzilla Plush Slippers

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  30.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Knock down buildings and walk on cars!
  • 13 1/2-inches long.
  • Awesome Godzilla slippers!

Now you can knock down buildings and walk on cars with your very own pair of authentic Godzilla Plush Feet, attractively sewn in faux lizard skin. These fabulous footsies measure 13 1/2-inches long x 9 1/2-inches wide x 5 1/2-inches tall. Step on it and pick these up fast… because they’re awesome! These slippers are suitable for a wide range of foot sizes but they best fit men’s sizes 8-12.

Monty Python Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Slippers

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Monty Python Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Slippers

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  30.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

  • Your feet are missing out!
  • Fun, fluffy footwear made just for you!
  • Spring into the season with some sassy new slippers!

Killer rabbits for your feet! People love fuzzy bunny slippers… but how does the rabbit feel about it? Now you can terrorize small pets and dust bunnies around the house with this high-quality, cuddly, fluffy footwear. Watch the killer rabbit’s sharp-toothed mouth bounce up and down as you walk! These slippers are suitable for a wide range of foot sizes but they best fit men’s sizes 8-12. Why not slip into a pair of your own?

Cthulhu Plush Slippers

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Cthulhu Plush Slippers

Brand:  Toy Vault

Price:  29.99


Availability:  Jan-13

Your feet deserve the beast…uh, best! Made of quality fabric, your feet will never be warmer than when they’re tucked cozily inside a cute pair of demons. Best fits men’s sizes 9-12.

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