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Grab Ass Professor Hot Pad

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Grab Ass Professor Hot Pad

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Are you tired of having plain old boring hot pads for taking stuff out of the oven or whatever? Change things up with these excellent Grab Ass Professor Hot Pad! This sweet Grab Ass Hot Pad looks just like the hindquarters of a stereotypical College professor’s pants from the 1970s; one side looks like quintessential brown corduroy nerdy professor pants, and the other side has a groovy dotted design. They do a lot more than just covering up the butt of the common college professor, though, they actually have use, and will be seen to be of import once you start cooking and find you’d like to remove a piping hot pan from the oven without burning yourself. Then you’ll see how useful it is! Then you’ll be thankful. So just buy one and don’t get burned! Measures about 9-inches wide.

Grab Ass Trend Setter Hot Pad

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Grab Ass Trend Setter Hot Pad

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Are you tired of boring old hot pads for taking stuff out of the oven? Shake things up with this most excellent Grab Ass Trend Setter Hot Pad! The Grab Ass Hot Pad resembles the hindquarters of a stereotypical popular girl. One side looks like chic denim pants with a “Hot Stuff” patch sewn onto it, while the other side shows a groovy floral design. Yet it does a lot more than just cover up the hindquarters of the common trendsetter as they sit at the local pizza place and have a slice of pie. The hot pad actually has use and will be of import once you start cooking and find you’d like to remove a piping-hot pan from the stove without burning yourself. Then you’ll see how useful it is, and you’ll be thankful. Buy one… and don’t get burned! Measures about 6 1/2-inches tall x 8 3/4-inches wide.

Grab Ass Hippie Hot Pad

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Grab Ass Hippie Hot Pad

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Are you tired of having plain old boring hot pads for taking stuff out of the oven or whatever? Change things up with this excellent Grab Ass Hippie Hot Pad! This sweet Grab Ass Hot Pad looks just like the hindquarters of a stereotypical Hippie’s pants; one side looks like denim hippie pants, and the other side has a rainbow design. They do a lot more than just covering up the dirty and unwashed ass of the common hippie as they camp out under the stars and smoke pot by firelight, though, they actually have use, and will be seen to be of import once you start cooking and find you’d like to remove a piping hot pan from the oven without burning yourself. Then you’ll see how useful it is! Then you’ll be thankful. So just buy one and don’t get burned!

Bad Drinking Jokes Coaster Set

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Bad Drinking Jokes Coaster Set

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

The jokes on these coasters may be kind of bad and kitschy, but that’s why they’re so great! They’re accurate too. Who could resist a Bad Drinking Jokes Coaster Pack that consists of a number of colorful coasters with different jokes on them that are as tacky as they are hilarious!? No one, that’s who! Since you’re in that category of not being an individual who can resist buying these coasters, just cave already and buy them. Stop procrastinating. Resistance is futile.

Classic Alcoholic Beverages Coaster Set

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Classic Alcoholic Beverages Coaster Set

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  4.99


Availability:  Jan-13

If you like people knowing just what you use your coasters for, then this Classic Alcoholic Beverages Coaster Pack is for you! You don’t want people thinking that you only use your coasters for water or juice, right? Of course not! You want people thinking you’re getting down and partying, and double-gripping mixed drinks like you’ve never had a hangover in your life! Unless you want people thinking that you’re a square-bear – but that’s not likely. You’re too hip to be square! So buy these coasters, Ms. Popular, and enjoy.

How to Pick Up Chicks Coaster Set

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How to Pick Up Chicks Coaster Set

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  4.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

Having trouble picking up the ladies? Here’s the solution. Just follow the impeccable and undeniably correct advice on these coasters! The How To Pick Up Chicks Coaster Pack will reveal to you all the one-liners it takes to win over a woman at a bar, restaurant, supermarket, or bathroom… and have her back at your place in under ten minutes flat. And the good news is that you won’t be paying for it monetarily this time! Feeling lucky? Well, stop feeling lucky and start feeling confident by memorizing the pick-up techniques provided on these coasters. They could totally work! (Not) guaranteed. Includes four coasters that measure about 4-inches in diameter.

I Love Beer Light Blue Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

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I Love Beer Light Blue Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

You can now let everyone with able vision and reading comprehension know that you love beer using this excellent I Love Beer Light Blue Beer Bottle Knit Cozy! Not only will this excellent cozy keep your beer (or any other bottled beverage) cool, but it also says “I Love Beer” on it! Plus, it’s in a sweet knit style, so your beer will always feel like it’s wearing a home-knit sweater, just like the ones Grandma used to make! Reminiscing feels good.

I Love Beer Navy Blue Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

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I Love Beer Navy Blue Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  9.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

Every beer needs a sweater. You can now let everyone with able vision and reading comprehension know that you love beer by using this awesome I Love Beer Navy Blue Beer Bottle Knit Cozy. This cozy cozy will keep your beer (or any other bottled beverage) cool, and it says “I Love Beer” on it. Plus, with its sweet knit style, your beer will always feel like it’s wearing a home-knit sweater, just like the ones Grandma used to make! Measures about 3 3/4-inches tall x 8 1/2-inches wide and fits most 12-ounce bottles. Reminiscing feels good…

I'll Drink to That Liquor Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

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I’ll Drink to That Liquor Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  11.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

You can now let everyone with able vision and reading comprehension know that you’ll drink to just about anything usin this excellent I’ll Drink To That Beer Bottle Knit Cozy! Not only will this excellent cozy keep your beer (or any other bottled beverage) cool, but it also says “I’ll Drink To That!” on it, making it look almost like you’re the most alcoholic person in the room! Plus, it’s in a sweet knit style, so your beer will always feel like it’s wearing a home-knit sweater, just like the ones Grandma used to make! Reminiscing feels good.

XXX Liquor Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

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XXX Liquor Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  11.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

You can now let everyone with able vision and reading comprehension know that your beverage is of an alcoholic nature using the excellent XXX Liquor Beer Bottle Knit Cozy! Not only will this excellent cozy keep your beer (or any other bottled beverage) cool, but it also says “XXX” on it, making it look almost like a bottle of that classic American moonshine! Plus, it’s in a sweet knit style, so your beer will always feel like it’s wearing a home-knit sweater, just like the ones Grandma used to make! Reminiscing feels good.

Funky Floral Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

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Funky Floral Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Decorate your beer with the best design ever! That’s right, floral patterns. Not only will this excellent cozy keep your beer (or any other bottled beverage) cool, but it also has a groovy-looking funky floral design on it, making it seem almost like you’re a hippy! It is super stylish. Plus, it’s in a sweet knit style, so your beer will always feel like it’s wearing a home-knit sweater, just like the ones Grandma used to make! Reminiscing feels good.

Porn 'Stache Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

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Porn ‘Stache Beer Bottle Knit Cozy

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  9.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

You can now let everyone with able vision know just what kind of personality that you aspire to with this excellent Porn ‘Stache Beer Bottle Knit Cozy is portraying! Not only will this excellent cozy keep your beer (or any other bottled beverage) cool, but it also has a groovy-looking dude with an impressive porno-style mustache on it, making it seem almost like you really love the look and appearance of the 1970s male porn star! Plus, it’s in a sweet knit style, so your beer will always feel like it’s wearing a home-knit sweater, just like the ones Grandma used to make! Reminiscing feels good.

Wife Savers Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

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Wife Savers Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  4.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

If you’ve got yourself a lazy wife who’s no good at cooking, don’t get angry and divorce her, compromise instead! How can you compromise such a dilemma though? Well if you’re not eating good food, then you can at least look at and smell good food with these excellent Wife Savers Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack! Each sticker in the pack resembles a delicious home-made meal, and when you claw at it, it smells like corn. Mmmmm, yum! Get yourself some!

Brief Encounters Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

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Brief Encounters Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Are you a lonely lady that’s looking for a scent of spice in your life from a real Mr. Right? If you’re having trouble finding the man of your dreams, then maybe it’s time to start compromising. Say that you don’t strike it lucky one night. You don’t have to go home and cry dejectedly into that gallon carton of ice cream, no! You can just buy this awesome Brief Encounters Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack! You don’t need a real man; a drawn image of a real man with manly cologne for you to scratch and sniff at and swoon over will do just fine for you. Ages 18 and up.

Panty Raid Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

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Panty Raid Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Are you a lonely guy that’s looking for a scent of spice in your life from a real and wonderful woman? If you’re having trouble finding the woman of your dreams (i.e., anyone willing to sleep with you), then maybe it’s time to start compromising. Say that you don’t strike it lucky one night. You don’t have to go home and watch the ladies’ exercise channel to get your rocks off, no! You can just buy this awesome Panty Raid Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack! You don’t need a real woman; a drawn image of a real woman with some sexy ladies’ perfume for you to scratch and sniff at and swoon over will do just fine for you. Ages 18 and up.

You Must Be Trippin' Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

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You Must Be Trippin’ Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack

Brand:  Kitsch on the Rocks

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Hey, are you trippin!? You high? Don’t lie to me! It’ll only get worse if you do. Silly burnout hippie stoner! Everyone knows that wearing red hippie sunglasses makes your eyes look even more tired and bloodshot than they already would! It’s a dead giveaway. Same thing with the poncho, it makes you look like a dirty burnout stoner. But that’s ok! This excellent You must Be Trippin Scratch-n-Sniff Sticker Pack will give you some hippie swag. Now, not only can you look like you hang out with hippies, but you can smell like it too! These sweet stickers are scratch-and-sniff, and what do they smell like? Marijuana of course! It makes perfect sense! Buy yourself some.

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