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Hollywood Slate Board

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Hollywood Slate Board

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

  • Big boffo, baby!
  • Don’t make movies without one!
  • Makes a great gift!

Add that Hollywood touch to your home and to your home movies.This 7-inches tall x 8-inches wide black and white wooden board has spaces to ?ll in the Production, Director, Camera, Date, Scene and Take. Quiet on the set! Action!

Pirate Organizer

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Pirate Organizer

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Keep all your pillaging in good order!
  • The Pirate Organizer is for discriminating buccaneers and brigands everywhere.
  • Don’t leave the dock without it!

Life as a pirate can be pretty hectic. That’s why discriminating buccaneers and brigands can’t live without this handy-dandy Pirate Organizer! The 6 1/2-inch tall x 4-inch wide organizer includes an address book so you can keep in touch with your mateys, a sticker sheet so you can decorate your treasure map, and a blank journal and pen to jot down your deepest thoughts. Whatever you do, don’t leave the dock without it! Comes bagged with an information sticker.

Pirate Notepad with Stickers

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Pirate Notepad with Stickers

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  7.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • It’s a little known fact: Pirates love stickers!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Each 5-inches tall x 3 1/2-inches wide notepad has 80 printed pages in four different designs and comes with a plastic cover and a sticker sheet with over 120 mini stickers. Bagged. Order yours today!

Junk Food Eraser Set

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Junk Food Eraser Set

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  Jan-13

These tiny erasers from the Junk Food Eraser Set are irresistibly cute but they might encourage you to make more mistakes. More mistakes mean a greater need for cute erasers! Fun to collect and trade with friends. Erasers range in size from 2 1/4-inches long to 3/4-inch long, but all are equally cute. Illustrated blister card.

Kitchen Eraser Set

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Kitchen Eraser Set

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  Jan-13

These tiny erasers from the Kitchen Eraser Set are irresistibly cute but they might encourage you to make more mistakes. More mistakes mean a greater need for cute erasers! Fun to collect and trade with friends. Erasers range in size from 2 1/4-inches long to 3/4-inches long, but all are equally cute. Illustrated blister card.

Bathroom Eraser Set

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Bathroom Eraser Set

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  Jan-13

These tiny erasers from the Bathroom Eraser Set are irresistibly cute but they might encourage you to make more mistakes. More mistakes mean a greater need for cute erasers! Fun to collect and trade with friends. Erasers range in size from 2 1/4-inches long to 3/4-inches long, but all are equally cute. Illustrated blister card.

Pirate Pencil Toppers 5-Pack

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Pirate Pencil Toppers 5-Pack

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Write like a pirate!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Prepare your pencils, matey, they’re about to be boarded! Whether you’re writing in your datebook or taking the SATs, this set of five different 1 1/4-inches tall, soft vinyl pencil toppers will help you live out all your swashbuckling fantasies. Illustrated window box. Order yours today!

Ultimate Geek Pen

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Ultimate Geek Pen

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Five awesome tools, and yes, it does write too!
  • The best tool for writing in the dark!
  • UV light, red laser pointer, bright white LED too!

This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool. Twist the shaft one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for use with PDAs and games. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible rod for precision aiming! Batteries included.

Emergency Toilet Seat Covers

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Emergency Toilet Seat Covers

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  2.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Always be prepared!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

With careful planning you might be able to avoid public restrooms for awhile. However, one day nature is going to call and you will have no choice but to swing open a stall door and confront the situation. When that happens, you better be sure to have a tin of these Emergency Toilet Seat Covers with you or things could get really interesting. Each 2 1/2-inches tall x 3 1/4-inches wide x 3/4-inch long tin contains four disposable seat covers. Order yours today!

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper Figures

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Reluctant Groom Cake Topper Figures

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  14.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Look out for the runaway groom!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Most people enthusiastically agree to join their beloved in holy matrimony. Some, however, require a bit more persuading. This 4-inch tall x 5 1/2-inch long polystone cake topper is the perfect thing for the couple who found their way to the alter the hard way. Illustrated window box. Order yours today!

Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb

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Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

You’ve heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It’s about time you invested in some protection for your ‘do. Each of these 9-inches long (when open), metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the push of a button and also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Illustrated blistercard. Order yours today!

Electronic Yodelling Pickle

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Electronic Yodelling Pickle

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  10.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • This is no ordinary pickle.
  • You won’t believe your ears!
  • Makes a sweet gift!

Are you sick and tired of using melodious mind bullets and sheer force of will to try to teach a jar of vinegarized cucumbers to yodel? Well, you’re not alone. At last, the Electronic Yodelling Pickle you have always yearned for is here! This 6 1/2-inch tall, plastic pickle yodels its little heart out at the push of a button. Your family and friends won’t believe their ears… and neither will you! Batteries included.

Wall Street Guru Ball

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Wall Street Guru Ball

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Like having your own personal broker!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Want to prevent another economic meltdown? You could depend on the so-called “experts” that continually lead us down the path to disaster, but we’ve got a better option. The Wall Street Guru ball will help you weather any financial storm using the power of chance. In study after study chance outperforms knowledge when it comes to making money on Wall Street. Don’t get suckered by another fast talking banker in a suit – learn to depend on the random waves of chaos that truly guide our economic future. Just shake this 3 3/4-inches hard plastic ball and turn it over to receive sound advice like “Think Precious Metals,” “Bull Market Ahead,” and “Buy Pork Bellies.” Twenty different responses. Illustrated window box. Order yours today!

Emergency Yodel Button

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Emergency Yodel Button

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  8.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Don’t panic – yodel!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Nothing lifts the spirits like a good yodel, but most of us don’t have the skill to yodel on cue. That’s where the Emergency Yodel Button comes in. Keep this 4-inches tall x 3-inches wide plastic device with you at all times and when the need arises, press the button to hear the sweet mellifluous warbling of an alpine yodel. Also includes a hole in the back so you can easily hang it on a wall. Requires 2x “AAA” batteries (not included). Illustrated box with clear acetate lid. Order yours today!

Squirrel Mini Underpants

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Squirrel Mini Underpants

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Protect the squirrel in your life from indecent exposure!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children’s eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We’ve got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3-inch waist and is made of 100% cotton. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils. Illustrated card. Order yours today!

World's Largest Diamond Novelty Replica

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World’s Largest Diamond Novelty Replica

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  153.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Oooh…shiny!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Everyone knows that true love is measured in carats. Problem is, most of us don’t have the extra cash to splurge on a ridiculously large precious stone. This 7 3/4-inches wide x 4 1/4-inches tall glass replica “diamond” may not be real, but you can just say that it’s a temporary substitute until you save up a couple hundred million dollars to buy a real one. Positively swoon-inducing! Weighs in at an impressive 8.4 pounds and comes with a small glass stand. Boxed with illustrated label. Order yours today! Ages 13 and up.

Lil Devils Trick of the Day Set

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Lil Devils Trick of the Day Set

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Simple tricks and jokes that are sure to please!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Make everyday a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a pack of Snapping Gum, a vial of Vanishing Ink and a Fly in the Ice Cube trick. Perfect for conniving children or nostalgic adults. Comes packaged in a 10 1/2-inches round illustrated blistercard. Order yours today! Ages 13 and up.

Love Notes Ball

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Love Notes Ball

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Never run out of romantic notions again!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Want to whisper sweet nothings to your sweetheart but can’t ?nd the words? Let the Love Notes Ball do the talking for you. Just shake this 3 3/4-inches red plastic ball and look in the heart-shaped viewing window on the back for one of twenty special love messages such as “4 Ever Mine” and “You’re a 10.” Keep it handy for those intimate moments when you need to say the perfect thing or give it to your lover to express your love when you’re not around. Illustrated window box. Order yours today!

Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendar

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Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendar

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • So many winter holidays…so little time!
  • Perfect for everyone on your list!
  • Makes a great gift!

Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus – seems like there’s a new winter holiday introduced every year. Instead of keeping track of the various dates and holidays that your friends celebrate, why not just get them all one of these Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendars? Each day leading up to the holiday of their choice, your friends will get to tear open a section of the calendar that will reveal a small plastic novelty sure to delight and amuse them. Prizes are 100% guaranteed to be non-offensive! Six plastic prizes total.

Party Rats Finger Lights 5-Pack

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Party Rats Finger Lights 5-Pack

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • The Party Rats Finger Lights 5-Pack is great for night blogging!
  • Time to party, rodent-style!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

What? You haven’t heard of Party Rats! You’re kidding, right? They’re the best thing to happen to partying since the mirror ball. People of all ages are putting these colorful, plastic, rodent lights on their fingers and waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care. Each 1 3/4-inches long rat sends out a different colored beam of light, allowing you to create your own personal light show! Also great for the latest computer craze, night blogging! Five rats in each package. Batteries included. Illustrated blistercard. Order yours today!

Pirate Pop Gun

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Pirate Pop Gun

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Fight like a pirate!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

This 8 1/4-inches long, wooden pirate gun shoots out a cork with a powerful “pop!” Just pull back the handle, then push it forward to produce the loud report. Cork attached to nylon string. Illustrated display box. Order yours today!

Spy Pen with Invisible Ink and Blacklight

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Spy Pen with Invisible Ink and Blacklight

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  8.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Send and decode secret messages!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Pretend you’re an international super spy on an undercover operation to save the world from an evil maniac with plans to take over the world with a solar-powered satellite laser gun. What is the one accessory you’d need most? The Spy Pen, of course! Each 5-inches long plastic spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A blacklight is conveniently located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Perfect for writing down secret spy messages, scrawling secret grocery lists, or keeping a catalogue of all of your Internet passwords. Batteries included. Illustrated blistercard. Order yours today!

Martian Popping Thing

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Martian Popping Thing

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  8.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Classic, crazy and fun!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

An Accoutrements classic! It’s 4 1/2-inches tall, made of soft, orange rubber, and when you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out. Illustrated window box. Order yours today!

Gnarly Teeth

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Gnarly Teeth

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Tray a daring new look!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Dental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft vinyl set of teeth fits over your real teeth, instantly transforming you into a new creepy character. Nine different styles. Illustrated window box. Order yours today!

Freeloader Fork

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Freeloader Fork

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  8.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Are you gonna finish that?
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner companion’s delicious dumplings? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21-inches! At its full length it allows you to surreptitiously taste other’s food and never be suspected. It can also be used as a pointer for culinary lectures, a back scratcher or a humorous conductor’s wand. Illustrated card. Order yours today!

Stylish Mustaches Set

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Stylish Mustaches Set

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Try a new look!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Change your mustache like you change your socks! This seven-piece collection of Stylish Mustaches allows you to have a dashing new look each day of the week. Monday you’re the Hero, Thursday you’re the Weasel. Made of lifelike synthetic hair and backed with adhesive tape, these little lip-rugs can dramatically change your image. Seven different styles on each illustrated blistercard. Order yours today!

Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken

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Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  7.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Any serious situation can be deflated with the introduction of a rubber chicken, but the problem is that traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use. This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is needed. 16 1/2-inches long.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

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Public Toilet Survival Kit

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  Jan-13

You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions. Do yourself a favor and keep one of these 3 3/4-inch tall metal tins with you at all times when you travel. Order yours today!

Geek Ball

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Geek Ball

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  7.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Whether it’s techie talk or instant messaging acronyms, geeks have their own special language. Fortunately, this magic ball is fluent in geek speak and features twenty answers that can be appreciated by geeks of all platforms and operating systems. All you have to do is ask the 3 3/4-inch plastic ball any yes-or-no question and it will magically respond with an answer that any true geek can understand. Responses include such classics as “Fail,” “Can Has,” and “Meh.” Comes in an illustrated window box. Order yours today! Ages 8 and up.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

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Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  8.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

The first few sips from this innocent-looking Shark Attack Porcelain Mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking, things get a lot more exciting. What’s that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? Holy moly… it’s a shark! Yep, the bottom of this 3 1/4-inch tall porcelain mug features the imposing head of a great white shark, lunging up at you. It’s a classic gag that’s both funny and disconcerting! Dishwasher and microwave safe, the mug weighs 12 1/2-ounces and arrives in an illustrated box.

World's Largest Coffee Cup

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World’s Largest Coffee Cup

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  37.99


Availability:  Jan-13

  • What better symbol of your love for coffee?
  • The World’s Largest Coffee Cup holds 20 cups!
  • Measures 10-inches in diameter and weights over 10 pounds!
  • Save some room for cream!

What better symbol of your love for coffee than this 10-inch diameter x 6 1/2-inch tall cup perched on the edge of your desk or kitchen counter? While you should never drink 20 cups of coffee in one sitting, you can take comfort in knowing that the World’s Largest Coffee Cup can hold that much. Of course, that’s only 19 cups if you leave room for cream. Made of real porcelain, it weighs 10 1/5 pounds. That’s heavy!

Plastic Hut Farm Figures and Playset

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Plastic Hut Farm Figures and Playset

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Live the farm life, without all the work!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Create your dream farm! You get over a dozen 1/2-inch farm animals, eight 1-inch tall sections of fence, and three 1 3/4-inches tall farmers all packed snugly into a 2 1/2-inches tall hut with removable roof, ?oor, door and window. All made of plastic. Illustrated box. Order yours today!

Horrified B-Movie Victims Figure Set

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Horrified B-Movie Victims Figure Set

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  15.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

Oh, the horror! Complete your movie dioramas with this amazing 8-piece set of horrified B-movie victims. One of them is a couple– so it’s like getting a 9th victim free! Dressed in bowling shirts, or armed with guns, these screaming, horrified people are here to run away from your monster figures, or crime scenes, or perhaps alien landings. Everything you need for a toy horror movie comes in this pack of victims, and each figure measures about 3-inches tall.

Wall Street Victims Figure Set

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Wall Street Victims Figure Set

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Have you fallen victim like them?
  • Bring home the drama!
  • Makes a great gift!

The shock! The horror! These poor people represent the emotions many of us went through as we watched our investments plummet to unimaginable lows and then plummet some more. Includes two 3-inch tall, hard vinyl figures in each package.

J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag

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J.R. Bob Dobbs Messenger Bag

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Join the Chruch of SubGenius!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

This bag features J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, the figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius. Each 11-inches tall x 13-inches wide x 4-inches long bag is made of thick faux canvas and has an adjustable nylon strap. Bagged with illustrated tag. Order yours today!

Pirate Girl Bag

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Pirate Girl Bag

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  13.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

Cover your booty with this pirate bag! This 12 1/2-inch by 12-inch satchel has a pirate girl on the side and she’ll watch over all your goodies. With leather straps, this durable canvas bag has metal fittings and is sure to make you look extra cool as you walk around with this sack slung over your shoulder.

Edgar Allen Poe Lunch Box

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Edgar Allen Poe Lunch Box

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  13.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • “Nevermore” will your lunch be lonely!
  • Horror and suspense writer Edgar Allen Poe – on a lunch box!
  • Illustrated with references to his stories and poems.
  • Tote includes a vinyl key chain featuring Poe’s face!

“Nevermore” will your lunch be lonely when you let one of the world’s most legendary horror and suspense writers keep your sandwiches and prized possessions company as you tote around this Edgar Allen Poe Lunch Box! Sure to delight hardcore fans, the 8-inch tall x 7-inch long x 4-inch wide retro lunch box pays homage to his dark heritage, as both sides of the tote are illustrated with multiple references to his stories and poems. Made from metal with a plastic handle, the Edgar Allen Poe Lunch Box also includes a vinyl dangle key chain featuring Poe’s face! A great gift for English majors, Darth Vader, or anyone who prefers to look on the dark side of life, this lunch box also makes an easy present for the aspiring writer.

Eyeball Lunch Bag

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Eyeball Lunch Bag

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  15.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

One quality of great fashion is that you can’t stop looking at it. This bag is so amazing, it can’t stop looking at you. The Eyeball Lunch Bag is an insulated nylon bag that’s perfect for packing your lunch or just carting around your everyday necessities. It’s got an extendable buckle handle, an eye chart zipper dangle and even a tiny pocket inside. It’s bigger than an actual eye at 9-inches in diameter x 3-inches long, and a bit bloodshot, but once we saw it, it was love at first sight.

Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  2.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags will have potential thieves trying to figure out if your lunch is a salami sandwich or a dapper gentleman who has accidentally wandered into the fridge. One bag has the traditional Groucho disguise on it, the other a monocle and mustache combo. You get 10 of each design on 8 3/4-inch wide x 7-inch long clear, locking plastic bags. Illustrated box. Ages 14 and up.

Made With Love Sandwich Bags

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Made With Love Sandwich Bags

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  2.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

One of the best parts about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! These Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren’t eating processed food packaged in a factory, but pure love on bread with an extra helping of “I think you’re awesome” on the side. Use these on your kids’ lunches to help guilt them into calling you when you’re old. You get 20 7-inch long x 8 3/4-inch wide clear, locking plastic bags. 10 each of 2 different designs. Illustrated box.

Switchblade Spork

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Switchblade Spork

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  Feb-13

A switchblade spork? Survival in the epicurean jungle is a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork is king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks rule the streets and no food is safe from the steely glint of their sporks! This metal and plastic utensil snaps open to 11-inches long with the push of a button, and it also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Grab yours and get into the action! Packaged on an illustrated blister card.

I Love You Egg Shaper

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I Love You Egg Shaper

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  7.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Express your feelings with eggs!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

You could say “I love you” with a diamond ring or flowers, but why be like everybody else? This egg shaper turns a bland breakfast into a heart-shaped bundle of cholesterol that expresses exactly how you really feel. Each Teflon-coated egg shaper produces perfect heart-shaped fried eggs, pancakes, toast or cookies. It even has a handy wooden handle that flips down for easy storage. Perfect for breakfast in bed. Illustrated box. Order yours today!

Soy Fish Containers

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Soy Fish Containers

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

These adorable, 2 1/4-inch long plastic Soy Fish Containers are like a school of fish whose only goal is to make your food more tasty. Fill them with an array of delicious condiments and keep them with you at all times so you’ll never be stuck eating a plate of bland food again! 6 containers included. Ages 14 and up.

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

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Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

We wish we could start this product description by taking my sunglasses off, saying something witty followed by Roger Daltrey screaming, but that’s just not possible with text. Pack your lunch with these Crime Scene Sandwich Bags and that lunch room thief will think twice before crossing a police line to sample your peanut butter sandwich. Or, use a Quarantine Bag and watch everyone take a wide berth around your baby carrots. These are also good for wisenheimers packing up leftovers of food they didn’t enjoy. You get 20 7-inch long x 8 3/4-inch wide clear, locking plastic bags. 10 each of 2 different designs.

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

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Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  Dec-12

Standing on top of a 2-inch tall hollow base, the bird in this Bird Toothpick Dispenser pecks a pick for you when you press down on its head. The base stores toothpicks. Illustrated box.

Deluxe Smoking Jacket

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Deluxe Smoking Jacket

Brand:  ACCOUTREMENTS

Price:  48.99


Availability:  Jan-13

This Smoking Jacket goes great with all animal masks, especially the Horse Mask, but they also add a dash of class to any situation. Made of crushed velvet with a 40-inch long white scarf, our smoking jacket can turn sitting in your underpants while watching TV into lounging in a smoking jacket while keeping up with current popular culture. You’ll want to buy a pipe!

Inflatable Tentacle Arm

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Inflatable Tentacle Arm

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Your plain old human arms are so humdrum and commonplace. Why not replace one of them with an Inflatable Tentacle Arm? This 36-inch long x 7-inch wide vinyl Inflatable Tentacle Arm fits snugly over your hand and lets you pretend you’re slowly turning into a squid. Adds a bit of zing to any boring, traditional costume. Instead of dressing like a hobo, you’re a tentacle hobo! Illustrated box.

Whole World in a Can Inflatable Globe

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Whole World in a Can Inflatable Globe

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Put the whole world in your hands!
  • Measures 10-inches round when inflated.
  • Packaged in an illustrated tin!

Now you can hold the entire planet in the palm of your hand, with this Whole World in a Can Inflatable Globe! Measuring 11-inches in diameter, this fun item comes packaged in an illustrated tin that measures 2 1/2-inch tall. Order yours today!

Instant Canned Inflatable Beach Ball

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Instant Canned Inflatable Beach Ball

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Blow the lid off instant fun!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Meeting dragging on a bit too long? Instant Beach Ball! Awkward first date? Instant Beach Ball! Waiting in line at the grocery store? Instant Beach Ball! This colorful 12-inches round, vinyl beach ball will turn any boring or uncomfortable situation into a rollicking funfest! Comes deflated in a 3-inches round x 3 1/4 tall illustrated tin. Order yours today!

Instant Love Inflatable Heart

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Instant Love Inflatable Heart

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  2.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Get or give some instant love!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Love is great if you’ve got the time and energy for it. But in today’s fast-paced world many people want something a bit less complicated. Instant Love is the answer! Just keep this heart-shaped tin with you at all times and when you’re feeling needy all you have to do is inflate the bright red heart inside. It’s the most convenient, portable and unconditional form of love ever created! Each 7-inches wide, vinyl heart comes deflated in a 3-inches wide x 2 3/4-inches long x 7/8-inches tall illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. Order yours today! Ages 13 and up.

Inflatable Cupcake

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Inflatable Cupcake

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • It’s an instant celebration!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Its incredible! It’s inedible! Inflatable Cupcake! Each 4 1/4-inches tall, vinyl cupcake is the brightest, happiest inflatable dessert money can buy. Comes deflated in a 3-inches round x 2-inches tall illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. Order yours today!

Instant Inflatable Window

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Instant Inflatable Window

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Instant window… just add air!
  • You’ll have a window with a view in no time!
  • Measures 19 3/4-inches wide x 15 3/4-inches tall when inflated.
  • That island vacation is closer than you think!

Instant window… just add air! Give yourself a window with a view in just seconds with the Instant Inflatable Window. Featuring a tropical scene on the “other side,” this faux window measures 19 3/4-inches wide x 15 3/4-inches tall when inflated. It comes packaged in an illustrated tin. That island vacation is closer than you think!

Inflatable Turkey

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Inflatable Turkey

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • No cooking required!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show! Each 16-inches long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or batting around on a sunny day at the beach. Inflated, it’s 16-inches long. Comes deflated in a 4 1/4-inch wide x 2 3/4-inches tall x 2 7/8-inches long illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. Order yours today!

Inflatable Meatloaf

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Inflatable Meatloaf

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • No cooking required!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

This realistic inflatable meatloaf looks just like one of those glistening meat masterpieces that were found on countless American dinner tables in the 50s. Surely one of the finest examples of inflatable comfort food on the market today! Each vinyl loaf is 8 1/2-inches wide x 5-inches tall x 4 1/2-inches long when inflated and comes in an illustrated tin. Shrink wrapped. Order yours today!

Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

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Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  7.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

The cigarette comes out of his what? Holding 24 regular sized cigarettes (give or take), this talented pack animal can carry around your smokes and dole them out in a way that will make you wonder of that’s something you really want to put in your mouth. There’s a fine line between disgusting and clever, and we say this one falls on the side of clever. After all, you have to get your smokes somewhere, so why not out the backside of a donkey?

Finger Hooks 4-Pack

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Finger Hooks 4-Pack

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Need a hand? How about a finger?
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

These hard plastic Finger Hooks are life-sized and extend about 2 1/4-inches from the wall. 1-inch long, self tapping screw is built-in, making them easy to attach to walls or other surfaces. No tools required. Clamshell blister with illustrated card. Ages 13 and up. Order yours today!

Pink Lawn Flamingo

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Pink Lawn Flamingo

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  24.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Add some real class to your lawn!
  • Possibly perfect Pink Lawn Flamingo for your yard.
  • Features a 12-inch tall plastic body and two 20-inch long metal legs.

After years of intensive research and testing, Accoutrements has created what is probably the finest lawn flamingo in history. This possibly perfect Pink Lawn Flamingo features a 12-inch tall plastic body and two 20-inch long metal legs. In an illustrated box with a plastic carrying handle, it will add some real class to your yard!

Glass Tommy Gun 18-Inch Vase

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Glass Tommy Gun 18-Inch Vase

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  29.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Add some mobster flair to any room of your home!
  • Holds 22oz of liquid.
  • Includes cork!

This handsome Glass Tommy Gun is just the thing to give your home a little mobster hit man flair. Each 18-inch tall transparent glass gun holds approximately 22oz of liquid and comes with a cork in the end of the barrel. Makes a great vase, decanter or urn! Order yours today!

Jinx Removing Spray

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Jinx Removing Spray

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  Jan-13

Make bad luck a thing of the past with Jinx Removing Spray! Each bottle of fragrant potion has been magically formulated to allegedly remove jinxes, nullify hexes, and dispel curses. Good fortune is fickle, so keep this spray handy at all times in case misfortune tries to sneak up on you. Each 3 1/4-inch tall x 3/4-inch wide pump sprayer contains about 1/6-ounces of musk scented spray. Comes with instructional booklet. 5 1/2-inch tall x 4 1/4-inch long x 1-inch wide illustrated window box. Ages 14 and up.

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener

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Bacon Scented Spray Freshener

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

Every once in a while you find yourself in a room that has that “not so fresh” feeling. A single spray from this Bacon Scented Spray Freshener and immediately you’ll be smelling the subtle, delicious aroma of hickory smoked bacon. Illustrated box.

Bigfoot Welcome Mat

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Bigfoot Welcome Mat

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  14.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

The Bigfoot Welcome Mat not only invites the favorite legendary furry beast into your house, it also reminds him to wipe his big ol’ feet. This 26-inch long x 15 1/2-inch wide mat is truly the same size as Bigfoot’s giant shoe-busters. We made it from recycled plastic because Bigfoot cares about the Earth.

Santa Claus Cthulhu Christmas Ornament

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Santa Claus Cthulhu Christmas Ornament

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Cthulhu with a Santa hat!
  • A 4 3/4-inches tall ornament.
  • Sing “Destroy the World” with Cthulhu!

Instead of, “Joy to the world,” the Cthulhu Holiday Ornament says, “Destroy the world.” The representation of chaos and destruction from H.P. Lovecraft’s stories is 4 3/4-inches tall, made of plasticized clay-dough and done up with a delightful festive Santa hat. Putting Cthulhu on your tree balances out all those happy ornaments you get from the mall. The Cthulhu Holiday Ornament comes with a string for hanging. Decorate your beloved Christmas tree in H.P. Lovecraft style!

Bacon Ornament

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Bacon Ornament

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. This 4 1/2-inch tall plastic ornament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or rearview mirror, but for even more fun try wearing one as a necklace to your next backyard barbecue! It also is great for adding some meaty dazzle to a Christmas tree, especially if it’s one of those gaudy aluminum trees. Comes with a string for hanging your favorite meat. Order yours today!

Hot Dog Headphones Ear Buds

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Hot Dog Headphones Ear Buds

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  8.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

These novelty Hot Dog Headphones Ear Buds fit snugly in your ears and let everyone else on the bus know that you don’t want to talk. If anyone does try and talk to you, we recommend saying in an overly loud voice, “I can’t hear you. I have a hot dog in my ears.” One thing we know for sure is that these ear buds will help you really relish the music. Completely compatible with your iPod or iPhone, or anything with a 3.5 mm jack. Ages 12 and up.

BBQ Chef Hat

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BBQ Chef Hat

Brand:  ACCOUTREMENTS

Price:  11.99


Availability:  Jan-13

Wearing our Barbeque Chef Hat makes you the backyard Barbecue Big Daddy! It’s a classic chef’s hat with an elastic band and BBQ written in wiener lettering. A perfect gift for the grill gourmet that wants to be stylish all summer long. 100% Cotton.

Undercap Hat

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Undercap Hat

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  9.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • A hat that will keep them guessing!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Feeling a little chilly under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap! Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat for extra warmth and protection! Wear it by itself for a wacky new fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult heads. Order yours today!

Retrovision Glasses

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Retrovision Glasses

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  4.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • It’s like having eyes in the back of your head!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Small mirrored patches on the side of each lens protect you against danger from behind, while the UV lenses protect against danger from above. Fits most adult heads. Illustrated blistercard. Order yours today!

Affirmation Ball

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Affirmation Ball

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

Need someone to tell you everything is OK? If you’re a loser with no friends, have we got the item for you! The Affirmation Ball has a smiley face on the front, and all you have to do to give meaning to your life is to turn it over. It’ll share messages like “Nice outfit!” or “Your breath is so minty!” or even “Have you lost weight?” What a marvelous plastic friend, this Affirmation Ball! (And this friend won’t hit you up for 5 bucks to pay for lunch, either!)

Sarcastic Ball

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Sarcastic Ball

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  6.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – ARRIVING SOON

  • “Yeah, and I’m the Pope!”
  • Get a little sarcastic!
  • Short, witty comebacks for every occasion.

Are people being too straightforward with you? Perhaps you need to get a little sarcastic… and this ball is both little and sarcastic! You’ll hear great comments like “Yeah, right.” and “Who cares?” in its arsenal of over 20 short, witty comebacks for every occasion. You’ll have a ball with this!

Find The Monkey Game

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Find The Monkey Game

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Inspired by the classic street game!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Find the Monkey is based on the “shell game,” but instead of three cups and a ball, our game is played with three fezzes and a monkey! Hide the monkey under a fez, then move the fezzes around quickly and see if your victim can Find the Monkey. Each game comes with a 1-inch tall, soft vinyl monkey and three 2-inches tall, soft vinyl fezzes. Illustrated display platform with clear acetate cover. Order yours today!

What's For Lunch? Decision Spinner

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What’s For Lunch? Decision Spinner

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  5.99


Availability:  OUT OF STOCK – AVAILABLE FOR ORDER

  • Never be gripped by indecision again!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

It’s lunch break again and you’re too tired to think. Your body is screaming for caffeine and nicotine, but your stomach insists on some sort of sustenance. Fortunately, you have this handy 8 1/2-inch square spinner device to consult. Just flick the plastic spinner and it will point you towards one of sixteen different lunch options including “3 Martinis,” “Teriyaki” and “Vending Machine.” Features a fold out stand and hanger so you can prop it on your desk or hang it in your cube. Individually bagged. Order yours today!

What Hair Shall I Wear? Decision Spinner

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What Hair Shall I Wear? Decision Spinner

Brand:  Accoutrements

Price:  3.99


Availability:  IN STOCK

  • Never be gripped by indecision again!
  • What a novel(ty) idea!
  • Makes a great, wacky gift!

Hairdo-related anxiety is on the rise. With such an overwhelming number of styles, cuts and colors to choose from, what’s a gal to do? This 8 1/2-inches square spinner device will take some stress out of your life by making the decision for you. When you’re ready to change your look, just flick the plastic spinner and pray that it doesn’t land on Mohawk. Features a fold out stand and hanger so you can prop it on your dresser or hang it on your wall. Individually bagged. Order yours today!